I just wanted to take this opportunity to make some more over-dramatic declarative statements, ahem:
LIBERTARIANISM IS THE SOCIALISM OF THE 21ST CENTURY. ITS UNINFORMED, NAIVE AND LOFTY IDEALISM IS THE WORST KIND OF POLLYANNA NONSENSE. AYN RAND WAS AN INSANE OLD RUSSIAN BAG LADY WITH THE SOCIAL SKILLS OF A TWO YEAR OLD. NIETZSCHE WAS A FUCKING PUSSY. RON PAUL IS JUST TOO PATHETIC TO LOOK AT. IM SO TIRED OF HEARING SELF IMPORTANT PSYCHOPATHS WHO COULD NEVER HACK IT WITHOUT THE HELP OF OTHER PEOPLE SNEERING OUT THE TERMS "KEYNSIAN" AND "SOCIALISM" LIKE THEY KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN. ALL OF THIS "PRIVATIZING" OF EVERYTHING, ALL THIS XENOPHOBIC ANTI-SOCIAL PESSIMISM IS FUCKING TOXIC. I WOULD LIKE TO REITERATE, IT IS FROM THE DEATH OF THE SOCIAL THAT SOCIALISM EMERGES. THIS IS ALL FALLOUT FROM THE CULTURAL REVOLUTION OF THE 1960s AND THE CRISIS OF CONFIDENCE IN SOCIAL INSTITUTIONS THAT STEMMED FROM IT . . . ANYWAY, BUFFETS IDEA ABOUT CHANGING IMMIGRATION POLICY TO SOAK UP HOUSING SURPLUS IS KIND OF A JOKE AND I GET THAT BUT FUCK, THATS LIKE THE ONLY REASONABLE PROACTIVE SOLUTION IVE HEARD TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM (THOUGH GIVING HOUSES TO 12YR OLDS AND BURNING DOWN ANY OTHER SURPLUS IS A CLOSE SECOND). WE DONT NEED MORE POLICY DEBATES OR A COUNCIL OF NICAEA OR SOME NEW HAREBRAINED POLITICAL IDEOLOGY, WHAT WE NEED IS SOME FUCKING LEADERSHIP. WHERE THE FUCK IS TEDDY ROOSEVELT WHEN YOU NEED HIM? THAT MOTHER FUCKER WAS JUST JUST LIKE, "TRUSTS? BUST EM'!" "CONTINENTS? CUT EM'!" "CATTLE? RUSTLE EM'!". OH FOR WANT OF A CHARACTER LIKE THAT TODAY . . .
ITS LIKE, THE ONLY HUMAN INSTITUTION THAT HAS EVER DONE ANYTHING WORTH MENTIONING IS GOVERNMENT. PYRAMIDS OF GIZA, GOVERNMENT. GREAT WALL OF CHINA, GOVERNMENT. PUTTING MEN ON THE MOON, GOVERNMENT. THE INTERNET, GOVERNMENT. SPECIFICALLY THE MOST GOVERNING OF GOVERNMENTS, AUTHORITARIAN GOVERNMENTS, HAVE DONE MANY BOLD AND GREAT THINGS. WHAT THE FUCK HAS THE FREE MARKET DONE FOR US? OH THAT RIGHT, PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE, WAL-MART, THE BLACK MARKET AND OLIGARCHY. WELL THANKS A LOT FOR THE WEED AND THIS SHITY IKEA FURNITURE FREE MARKETS. THATS SOMETHING ILL BE PROUD TO SAY I WAS A PART OF. THATS REALLY THE LEGACY I WANT TO LEAVE MY CHILDREN. YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK IT, FROM THIS POINT ON IM A LIBERAL TRANS-HUMANIST SPACE FASCIST UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE . S.P.Q.R. 4EVR YOU LITTLE SHITS. WE WILL SEE HOW WELL YOUR MAGIC HAND WORKS WHEN THE HELLFIRE OF OUR IMPERIAL ARTILLERY IS TEARING THROUGH THE WALLS OF YOUR COMPOUND.
KONICHIWA BITCHES~!
