Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Saturday, May 21, 2011

WILL THE REAL LADY GAGA PLEASE STAND UP



   Anyway, so I was wandering the roman wilderness that is these interwebs and came across an article lady gaga did of late for Vmagazine. Ive never actually been a fan of madame ga but she sure seems to have had a lot of press and influence in the last few minutes. Im not sure if anyone actually takes her seriously or not but surely she takes herself seriously, as evidenced by this column. Its always so striking and funny for me to read something like this. I spend the lions share of my time reading blogs and message boards online. This being the case, I kind of just assume that when I read the NY times, or really, anything that is actually published on like, real life, you know, paper, that it will magically rise to some status or quality far above that of the interwebs.

   Such is not the case however. Its strange how, if you took writing like this (gagas, not mine!) and posted it more or less anonymously on a blog someplace, it would get no press whatsoever. Not the slightest mention. It would just be a footnote languishing in the backwoods. But suddenly when you attach a name like "lady gaga" to it its suddenly of sufficient quality to publish and report upon all over the world. Now, im not saying we should not pay any attention to the provenance of the author of any written word, its just an odd reality to my mind.

Anyway im drunk.

(Homebrewed hard apple cider. Still and dry, ahhh, the profits of my stupid hobbies. Should carb some of it . . .)

   Lets just at the outset ignore the sophomoric tone of gagas article. The way she seems to beat us over the head with her own defensive rationalizations. Lets instead just take her (whos?) argument at face value, that "good artists copy, great artists steal". This is one of those perennial problems with postmodern art and its analysis. Sure, all artists are influenced by the culture they are exposed to and in as much as this is the case they all "copy" and "steal" (YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A MONDRIAN!). But if the "art" devolves into nothing but imitation it is mere repetition at best, an inferior reproduction at worst, just nothing but kitsch trash. Sure gaga herself might admit she is inspired by modanna or bazooka gum or whatever else, it doesnt matter really, the real question I have is, down below, deep below the shallow imitation and repetitions, down below the "homage" or "inspiration", someplace down there does there in fact exist an "original" lady gaga? If she is so unafraid of her "mondrian" so that every hem, every silhouette, every palette, is an inspiration then where is the real lady gaga in all that? Is there anything beneath the surface? Or is it just an endless reiteration of reference and pretext? Andy warhol himself said that there was nothing beneath the surface of his paintings and post modernism itself has variously been defined as an entirely reactionary development. Lady gaga reacts to her mondrian with imitation mondrian, but where is the real lady gaga? Who or what inspired the original mondrian? Isnt that essential original mondrian "ideal" lost in this endless repetition? The loss of the aura. And why is it that so many, gaga amongst them, can feel so cavalier about reinterpreting their favorites? Isnt this a little presumptuous on their part? I may call myself a christian, a follower of christ, but it is quite another thing entirely to claim I am the christ.

   Moreover, the whole thing, this whole "theft leads to great art" idea, is quite tenuous. Picassos art developed greatly over his career and at any one time he may of been ahead or behind the curve as far as stylistic variation goes but, as someone who doesnt really like picasso that much, I have to say, picasso is not a great artist because he "stole" from other artists. This entire idea is preposterous. Take for instance JS Bach, one of the greatest composers of all time, perhaps the greatest, one of the greatest artists of all time. Much of bachs greatest work can be traced back to popular songs or themes of his day. He would take a musical theme and then, with the mind of a true genius, he would transform routine tavern music into some of the greatest music ever composed in all of recorded human history. Notice where the jump off starts, its not at the point he "steals", its at the point he starts reinventing and re-imagining the entire source material. The source material becomes more or less irrelevant, bachs version is the only one anyone cares about. Hundreds of years later his variation on the theme is the only variation many will hear. This distinction, between the source material and your own variation upon it, reminds me of that line from that supreme court justice (which one was it?) about pornography, "I cant define it but I know it when I see it." If gaga haters are calling her a rip off artists its not because she imitates or is inspired by other artists, it is only because she does this imitation badly. Her inspiration is un-inspiring.

   The even more irritating thing to me is that we even need to have this discussion at all. It ought to be obvious to anyone who has spent any amount of time thinking about the thing that art is not about limitation. Instead, art is about removing the limitations that are typically imposed upon us. Art is about liberation from boundaries, total and inexorable possibility, unfettered by reality. Telling an artist they should or should not do this or that makes about as much sense as telling a scientist she or he should not test a theory for fear of popular disapproval. Art does not bow to the inane and heartless concerns of "reason" or "logic". Art has no expressed "function". Art calls to a whole different set of desires and concerns. Incidentally, art is also not a democracy, popularity or the lack thereof means fuck all. The criticism should not be "lady gaga is un-original" or some other such utilitarian nonsense. The criticism should instead be, "lady gaga is boring", or whatever else it is about the feeling of lady gaga that is so distasteful to her critics. Even gaga misses this though. She doesnt have to defend herself through stupid, badly edited press articles. She isnt a writer, she just looks inarticulate. Again, this is art, you dont have to respond to scrutiny or criticism, art exists in an ether of subjectivity. There are no peer reviewed journals. You dont have to check your facts. You dont have to do your homework.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

CATULLUS, CARMEN 70



My love said she would marry only me,  
And Jove himself could never make her care.
But what women say to lovers, you'll agree,
One writes on running water, or on air.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

When the spice ceases to flow all eyes will turn to arrakis



   Here is a video with noam chomsky going on about some stuff, If you can sit through it you are probably made of stronger stuff than I. Not that I actually expect anyone being labeled as the "mouthpiece of the left" to actually articulate any points beyond "WAAAAAH" or "I TOLD U SO! I TOLD U SO!"  but im particularly annoyed at noam here. Goddamnit noam, I get it, you make your whole career playing counter point to the kissingers in the world, chanting down thinly veiled colonialism, and supporting your own brand of intelligent whatever it is you support, wait, no, I forgot, noam chomsky doesnt actually support anything for fear he might be one the wrong side of history, never supports anything for fear he will lose left wing "street cred". Instead he just makes empty rhetorical left wing "crit" of american colonialism all while taking his paycheck from the well head of the military industrial complex, MIT. Oh wait, that would be a cynical and heartless reading of his personality and thats noams shtick, not mine. Look into the abyss and it looks into you etc etc. Gotta quit writing first thing in the morning, anyway . . .

   He laments the fact that the united states has supported horrible dictatorships in north africa, then refuses to help the rebels over some hand wringing politically correct none sense about "the poor dont have the luxury to forget history". Doesnt he realise by NOT arming and supporting these protests that he is aiding and maintaining a brutal dictator ship? What kind of blatant hypocrisy is this? How is it that russia, china, saudi arabia, barack obama and noam chomsky are all holding handing and singing kumbaya on this issue? How is it that the left and right wing intellectual and political powers are so completely allied against the thing they sing loudest about, freedom from coercive abuse and self determination? Politics makes awfully strange bedfellows yet again.  Even more bizarre, the only traction the libyan people are getting is coming from the fucking french, as they where the first to recognize the interim government. Even this however is more or less just empty rhetoric about "dialog" and more hate speech (get it, im calling diplomacy hate speed, its a joke, kind of) . Its only under the cover of diplomacy and political dialog that you could publicly condone air strikes on protesters by foreign mercenaries and get away with it without the left "condemning these actions".

   Moreover chomsky flat out states that "we are not asked to do anything". We are not asked to do anything? what about the no fly zones? What happened to all that crap about the horrors of first world imperialism? Again in his own words "these freedoms are illusory if you let them be illusory". I suppose we can best make up for our past crimes of supporting and aiding dictators by . . . doing nothing to support anyone who wants to fight those same dictators? Chocolate rain if I ever heard it. And why the fuck do all these trolls keep acting like america has been supporting kadafi? I get it, we support some dictators but lets not get crazy, sometime we do the right thing and bomb the shit out of them. Give us credit for that at least. Im glad some of our allies have their priorities strait though, after month long protests in bahrain the saudis have sent more than a 1000 troops over just the other day . . . to attack and shut down the protests. No wonder my generation spends so much time on the internet, its the only place liberty and community exists anymore.

Friday, March 11, 2011

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

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